Maxximillian Dafoe

"Couples Retreat". Why are all the wives/girlfriends hot and the men are out-of-shape slobs? Sexist bullcrap.

In formspring.me on September 20, 2010 at 12:43 pm

Really? Hmmmmm. Have you, oh, I dunno… LOOKED AROUND? Unless you live in West Hollywood and it’s two men walking together, it might be pretty spot on.

Some guys think they’re fooling us with their fine clothes and fancy cars but I look through everyone’s clothes and picture people naked as soon as I meet them. #YouCanNotFoolMe

#iAvoidDisappointmentLikeThePlague

I SEE the bulges in the shirt, the straining shirt buttons and the waists of nicely fitted slacks pulled up just a little too high and belts working a little too hard.

#YouNeedToHitTheGymMate

Besides, we all know that Vince Vaughn could totally look like a billion bucks naked, if he were asked to do it. Those couples were supposed to be THOSE people who you don’t think exist… only I’ve seen them. By the way, Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy: Total myths.

Armed & Dangerous. Ask me anything.

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